Energy Drink

Energy Drink
I drank you today
I enjoyed the jolt
but the waking will not sway!

Ooh! terrifyin'!
ooh! stop your cryin'!
I shot a man in the face and still he ain't dyin'!

Oh a dream! Oh a terrible dream!
A vision presented,
all twisted and bented,
(citrus flavoured and scented)
by the energy machine!

Energy Machine!
Energy Machine!
Comes collecting the corpses
whose cash is then processed
cause' they been takin' their doses
more than the recommended amounts!

Just one can a day!
Them brothas disobey!
Oh! GLUTTONY!
Look how they pay!

They're Awake,
They're stayin' awake!
They're awake,
They're stayin' awake!
They're awake,
They're stayin' awake!
They're stayin' awake
and they're dreams have been take!

Coffee

Coffee
By Kailem Boer

Coffee
Hot Coffee
You're heatin' up the air but I got believe
You won't burn me!
I cannot bleed (you will!)
It's my invincibility!
Shot down
drink up
I won't drown in
my cup
I'll just watch it steam off steam as it tries to be seen!
STRUGGLE BUBBLE STRUGGLE BUBBLE!
Is all it can say!
Jack up the price
of my coffee today!

Smirnoff Twisted

Smirnoff Twisted
By Kailem Boer

Smirnoff Twisted
The glass is twisted
You're green
Like the grass of the lawn
of in-laws
But is grass -- can grass ever be...
Translucent?
No. Just scented
like spring
and bented
not twisted
nor glass
but grass
and green

Indulgence

Indulgence
By Kailem Boer

Indulgence
Chocolate Chips
Delectable Dough
Have I gone to far?
Into the abyss?
I have selected you for your
Super Chocolate.
Will you let me out?
Or will you keep me?

Will I remain
consumed by CHOCOLATE COOKIES?